Where is the loo? Where is the poo? / トイレはどこ？

Well, I sometimes feel that Namihei is teasing me. Or he can be a smart arse?!
In the morning he was playing with a mirror on the desk and I was hoovering the floor.
Suddenly he came to me and took a poo exactly where I was hoovering. And then he just got back to the desk! What's that supposed to mean?!
Actually he often does the similar thing. He suddenly comes to me and leaves his poo on my hand and then just goes back where he is playing. Am I his portable loo?!
At least he doesn't look apologetic at all...

This is my favourite mirror!

I've done nothing wrong though.

たまに思うこと。それはなみちゃんは飼い主をからかっているのでは？！もしくは、頭がいいのか？！ということ。
朝、なみちゃんはいつものように机の上の鏡で遊んでいて、こっちは一生懸命掃除。と、突然、なみちゃんがこっちにめがけて飛んできた。
まさに掃除機をかけていた場所にフンをして、何食わぬ顔で戻って行った…。な、何それ？！
じつは、こういうことはよくあるのです。ひとりで遊んでたのに、突然寄ってきたかと思うと、フンだけ落としてまた戻っていく。 わ、私ってなみちゃんの携帯トイレ扱いなのか？！
少なくとも、なみちゃんに悪びれた様子はまったくないです…。